- Personalized Fake NewsPapers
- Personalized Books
- Giant Checks
- Custom Personalized Gift Wrap
- Pre-Written Funny Fake Newspapers
- Fake Box Labels
- New Items
Whole Size Newspaper Measure 23 X 27 inches
Whole Size is a regular newspaper, like you would buy at the store.
Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies.
How do I order?
1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only)
2: Fill in the forms with your information.
3: Click Add to Cart.
You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!
A Common Question:
Will you edit or fix my mistakes?
No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more.
But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.
We print what you submit. Exactly. Period.
This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.
To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.
If you want to write your story from scratch:
Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.
If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories:
You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.
You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you.
Whatever you provide, we'll print.
Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed.
When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped.
You may specify and pay for rush delivery.
Nothing makes me happy but fast shipping! In my line of work, it is really needed that everything arrive at the designated time. The personalized whole size newspaper didn't disappoint too, the quality is just like a newspaper (I even had it compared) So thank you very much! J. McGowan on 28th Jan 2016
LOL I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS THING MY WHOLE LIFE. SO GLAD THEY ACTUALLY EXIST. THIS IS A REALLY GREAT BDAY GIFT, I GAVE ONE TO MY SISTER AND INCLUDED MY BDAY GREETING TO HER. THE PRICE MAY BE PRICEY FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT IT WAS WORTH IT THE MOMENT I SAW MY SISTER TEARING UP. T. Hill on 28th Jan 2016
Perfect for invitation you guys! My wife and I decided to steer clear from the traditional invitations and decided on a "newspaper invitation" yep sounds weird but we really wanted to be unique. The quality were really great, there were no mistakes or whatsoever. Edward M. on 28th Jan 2016
We need personalized whole sized newspapers for a certain installation art we're doing in the Hammer Museum. I must say we were pretty lucky to have stumbled over this site. Even though we ordered many, they were able to print and deliver it quickly. I recommend this site without a doubt! Ruth J. on 28th Jan 2016
The image I provided had a great touch, even though I asked the designers to do some tweaks, they were able to do them. They def had great service, I guess not bad for 40 bucks lmao. Thanks! Jackie M. Tucker on 28th Jan 2016
They shipped rreally fast than I expected. I liked that they value what they tell their customers! Will order more soon! :) Hannah P. Osborn on 28th Jan 2016
Can't express how thankful I am to this site! We've been looking for newspapers that are personalized but also looks "old" or "aged." We've tried several tricks such as burning and spilling coffee all over a newspapers but no such luck. So glad this site includes aged newspapers. They look so real btw! My team and I didn't have to do some tricks after it arrived. Marcella J. Brock on 28th Jan 2016
Oh wow, looks like the reviews were all positive, I don't know what to say anymore, I guess the other customers have stated it all. The newspapers looked real, the newspapers were delivered to me in 4-5 days, but that's okay, I'm from Canada after all. Over all the service was great, I added an additional $6 for a filler page btw. Kendra Stahl on 28th Jan 2016
Incredibly amazed how the newspapers turned out. It's exactly how the site claim, although the contents are actually fake. my brother was in awe when i showed him the whole size newspapers, he was gonna use it for a school project and he wants to send his regards :) Orville S. Hostetter on 28th Jan 2016
I work at a production for a big company in L.A, so I guess you know how mandatory it is to get everything at hand. When I ordered my personalized newspapers, it came faster than I expected. Now this company and I have been on partnership for months now, looking forward for more with you guys :) Andrej Minett on 20th Jan 2016