- Fake Books
- Personalized Fake NewsPapers
- Personalized Books
- Giant Checks
- Custom Personalized Gift Wrap
- Pre-Written Funny Fake Newspapers
- Fake Box Labels
- New Items
When you wanna get attention....
For More Than Just Birthdays:
Big Banners, Huge Banners, Gargantuan Banners, Humungous
Banners, Large Banners, Oversize Banners, Industrial Size Banners
This banner isn't fancy--it's just HUGE
"Fancy" (and huge) banners by special order
Personalized, Custom/Customized for:
Get Well Soon
This Way to John's House
John You Suck
Slow The %$#@ Down!
Jenny Bartholomew is a Slut
Garage Sale Here
It's a Boy
It's a Girl
It's the Child of Satan
We'll Miss You
Don't Drink and Drive
Is This Big Enough?
Under New Management
Closed for Repairs
Speed Trap Ahead
Future Homicide Scene
Joe Schmoe is a Putz
Tom Arnold Can't Bowl
Saddam Hussein is a Faggot
Eileen Turner Has the Crabs...
Well, this list is deteriorating, but you get the idea...
36 inches tall by as long as it takes (up to about 150 feet).
Personalize This Banner --- FC-33
Custom Banners Available on Request
We got tired of expensive, wimpy little banners, so we put one on steroids.
Printed on plain white bond, about the weight of light poster stock, intended for indoors but will survive outdoors in no-wind, no-rain conditions.
These are huge banners, designed to GET NOTICED.
Supply any message at all (we're impossible to offend).
Prints in a medium-dark gray Arial font. First 15 characters (include spaces in count) are $40 minimum, then $2 per character regardless of length. The banner shown above measures 36 inches high by 15 feet long and cost only $55 plus shipping.
I just proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years the other day and had this huge banner ordered out with "WILL YOU MARRY ME" written on it. She was quite embarrassed cause I did it outside her apartment but she said YES eventually, so who's the real winner now? Richard L. Jones on 21st Jan 2016
My mom just celebrated her 50th birthday the other day, and thought of this as one of the parties' decoration. She was really happy and delighted about it, even if I didn't expect her to be (I mean my mom isn't someone you can easily please) The 36x15 banner was worth the money, thanks :) Jeanette A. Rocha on 21st Jan 2016
Just spent 15 days in the hospital then when I finally got home, saw this on my apartment with my friends waiting for me, really made me happy despite being immobile for a while. Hope they give me a huge banner again the next time I spend my time in the hospital :))) just kidding Luis S. Greene on 21st Jan 2016