Fake Joke Newspaper Article SEATTLE HAIRDRESSER WINS 'MISS WESTERN WASHINGTON'

Fake/Joke Newspaper Article SEATTLE HAIRDRESSER WINS 'MISS WESTERN WASHINGTON'

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    There's not a woman alive who wouldn't enjoy receiving this. She'll get enough copies to allow one or two to "accidentally" fall out of her purse at Bingo. Be sure to tell us the city and state you want to use.

     

    Some of our articles can be customized beyond just the text---for instance, the trophy may say anything you want.

     

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    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us. 

     

     Trophy Awarded to Local Girl 

    Seattle Hairdresser Wins 'Miss Western Washington' 

    Judges Voted Unanimously---First Time in 94 Year Contest History

     

    Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)

     

    A three man/two woman panel voted unanimously today to award the state's 94th "Miss Western Washington" to Casey Jones. She was chosen from a roster of over four hundred ladies, with twenty three making it as far as the finals. This is the first time in the contest's history that the vote was unanimous.

     

    "Casey is a heart throb in every sense of the word," commented 57 year old judge Thomas Brighton. "As the contest progressed, we were all left fairly speechless. Ms. Jones's charm was captivating, her intelligence was like a sunbeam in a dark and irrational world, her beauty was utterly unsurpassed. No other contestant came close in my estimation."

     

    Ms. Jones will formally assume her duties in about two months time. She will continue her hairdressing career with 5th Ave Barbers in Seattle. Ms. Jones has vehemently refused a million dollar photo-op offer from Playboy, saying she doesn't feel that's what the region needs right now.

     

    "I have lots of plans for the betterment of our area," says Casey. "But taking my clothes off for money isn't among them."

     

    Darlene Johnson, one of the two female judges on the panel, said simply, "Casey is a Princess. Her heart is true and her mind is straight. We love her."

     

    See Contest Principles and Goals Page D-5

     

     

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