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Personalized Full Size Newspaper

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  • Product Description

    Full Size Newspaper Measure 13 X 23 inches

    Full Size is a regular newspaper, but cut in half. 

     

    Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies.

     

    How do I order?

     

    1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only) 

     

    2: Fill in the forms with your information.

     

    3: Click Add to Cart.

     

    Done!

     

    You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!

    A Common Question:

    Will you edit or fix my mistakes?

    No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more. 

    But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.

    We print what you submit. Exactly. Period.

    Please note:

    This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.

    To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.

    Thank you...

    If you want to write your story from scratch

    Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.

    If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: 

    You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it. 

    You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. 

    Whatever you provide, we'll print. 

    Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. 

    When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped.

    You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

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    1. First timer Dude

      Lol it's my first time dropping a review, I don't really know how this works.... Well, the product that was delivered to me was really extraordinary, wasn't expecting for a perfect product tbh but even the paper is great. You won't even notice it's fake until you read its content. Anyway, glad that the transaction was complete. Guess it's a thumbs up for this one :D on 28th Jan 2016

    2. Amazing!!! :)

      Really amazed by the result!!! I ordered two full size newspaper by the way, the normal one and the aged one. Both looks real and authentic especially the aged one, it looks as if you got if from many years ago! I really needed this and they shipped and had it in front of my apartment in Brooklyn. :) on 28th Jan 2016

    3. Good Quality

      Almost looked like the Telegraph! I had the dates adjusted too, so if I placed this on a real newspaper rack, no one would notice it's fake. Yep, it is that REALISTIC. Thanks for the fast transaction btw, had it in less than a week. on 28th Jan 2016

    4. Genius idea!

      The quality and content really looks real, I even compared it to a real newspaper. You guys out did yourselves again! Picture came out great too, not bad for $30 ;) on 20th Jan 2016

    5. Wonderful for theatre

      Gret job! fast shipping, made amazing fake newspapers for our schools production. Would be nice to see a preview of the newspaper, but the ones that arrived were wonderful, good quality, pictures looked wonderful. on 5th Nov 2015

    6. Definitely Worth the Money!

      So very pleased with the way this turned out, & it brought soooo much joy to my sister who is going through a nasty divorce. I ordered it 9/25/15, & it was delivered 9/30/15 - much faster service than I anticipated. Product & service exceeded my expectations. Her friends thought it was real. The only thing lacking is with the ordering process - wish there was the ability to view a draft of what you've created before placing the order. It still turned out perfect. on 7th Oct 2015

    7. All I Can Say is Wow!

      We received our newspapers...they are as realistic as the NY Times. The quality is exceptional. We are using ours as a prop newspaper in a film. on 19th Sep 2015

    8. This is great!

      It was very professional looking. It exceeded my expectations in how it looked. And it came very quickly after I placed my order. Definitely recommend. on 13th Sep 2015

    9. Just what we were looking for!

      Look all over in our town and the internet for such a product. You were the only place that delivered what they promised at an affordable price. AND you were really fast! Ordered on Monday got it on Thursday! Your the best. on 4th Jun 2015

    10. Awesome! So worth the money!!!

      I loved my newspaper! So authentic perfect for a surprise retirement party!!! on 1st Oct 2014

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