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FakeNewspapers™, TrixiePixGraphics™ and the "Resting Bird" graphic are Trademarks of FakeNewspapers.com™ This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. TrixiePix™, Trixiepixie™, TrixiePixels™ & FakeNewspapers™ are Trademarks of TrixiePixGraphics™ Since 1996 and are Protected under US and International Law. Copyrights © 1982 - 2008 TrixiePixGraphics. All Rights Reserved.
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FakeNewspapers™, TrixiePixGraphics™ and the "Resting Bird" graphic are Trademarks of FakeNewspapers.com™
This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. TrixiePix™, rixiepixie™, TrixiePixel™ &
FakeNewspapers™ are Trademarks of TrixiePixGraphics™ Since 1996 and are Protected under US and International Law.
In 2008 we're
seeing a dramatic increase in companies attempting to infringe on our trademarked names and copyrights; it will
soon become
necessary
to file suit in at least one case in the US and probably another in the UK. Sorry, but people & companies must
think up THEIR OWN names and material for resale, not
merely take or build from
someone else's and it is a low-grade human being
indeed
who
attempts
this. Regardless of the fact that this is the
enforceable law, it's also just common human
decency and honor.
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...used to contain our shipping address. Unfortunately, even though we warned that unsolicited materials would be discarded, a great quantity of unsolicited material was received, almost daily. Henceforth, please make specific and explicit arrangements to ship to us. Customers who have purchased book binding services will be supplied the proper shipping address for their manuscripts upon receipt of their paid order. This policy is regrettable, but must be implemented. Thank you.

PHONE?
Nay. Nos. NYET!
We communicate only via our public forum;
--never, ever by phone. Why?
This policy is being adopted by a growing number of online concerns. It works well for us. It helps us avoid misunderstandings, mis-quotes, and subsequent, resultant mistakes. Our contact policy is for our customers' security as well as ours. If we make a promise to you, it's in writing. Neither party can say, "But you said -----!"
When we develop your product, we need to have everything written down, easily accessible, all in one place, because we never know who will end up processing your order. We've run into problems in the past, trying to keep track of a plethora of spoken promises, unclear answers to questions, phoned-in corrections and updates, hastily-made additions and deletions, etc. etc. Please don't ask us to return your call. We do check messages often, almost on a 24-7 basis.
All messages to TrixiePixGraphics (and replies) are NOT considered private and may be subject to public dissemination. This helps cut down on the "Snotty Factor" that has become so prevalent across the Internet.
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