Viagra. Miracle Cure or Dangerous Drug?
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First Viagra Fatality in Washington.
VIAGRA Claims Local Man
Industry Insists Drug Still Safe
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A Kent man, Casey Jones, was pronounced dead yesterday of an apparent overdose of the impotence drug "VIAGRA".
Jones had been taking the drug under his doctor's supervision for several months.
"We've seen a few fatalities nationwide," said Jones's physician, Dr. Johnson Bebig. "But those were related to a particular heart condition. Casey didn't have that condition."
Initial indications are that Mr. Jones had consumed seven times the recommended dosage in a 24 hour period. "That could be a factor," Jones's doctor conceded.
Mrs. Jones could not be reached for comment. She was admitted to the University of Washington Medical Center in Seattle several hours before Mr. Jones's demise, for exhaustion and difficulty breathing. Her condition was reported as "guarded" by hospital officials.
Services for Casey Jones will be held in the "Lady of Our Holy Orgasm Chapel", in Covington.
Jones is survived by his wife and forty seven children, living in various locations across the country.
Jones's co-workers offered a simple sentiment upon hearing of Jones's death:
"What a man."
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