Fake Joke Newspaper Article VIAGRA CLAIMS LOCAL MAN

Fake/Joke Newspaper Article VIAGRA CLAIMS LOCAL MAN

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    Viagra. Miracle Cure or Dangerous Drug?

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    Send this to your relatives in Iowa. Poor Bob. You'll miss him.

     

    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us. 

      

    First Viagra Fatality in Washington. 

    VIAGRA Claims Local Man

    Industry Insists Drug Still Safe 

     

    Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)

     

    A Kent man, Casey Jones, was pronounced dead yesterday of an apparent overdose of the impotence drug "VIAGRA". 

     

    Jones had been taking the drug under his doctor's supervision for several months.

     

    "We've seen a few fatalities nationwide," said Jones's physician, Dr. Johnson Bebig. "But those were related to a particular heart condition. Casey didn't have that condition."

     

    Initial indications are that Mr. Jones had consumed seven times the recommended dosage in a 24 hour period. "That could be a factor," Jones's doctor conceded.

     

    Mrs. Jones could not be reached for comment. She was admitted to the University of Washington Medical Center in Seattle several hours before Mr. Jones's demise, for exhaustion and difficulty breathing. Her condition was reported as "guarded" by hospital officials.

     

    Services for Casey Jones will be held in the "Lady of Our Holy Orgasm Chapel", in Covington.

     

    Jones is survived by his wife and forty seven children, living in various locations across the country.

     

    Jones's co-workers offered a simple sentiment upon hearing of Jones's death:

     

    "What a man."

     

    See Crazed Sex Fiends in City Government Page C-4

     

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    Tabloid is tabloid sized, smaller than the Enquirer; one sheet, two pages each WITH HEADLINE
    Full size is one full page, NOT one full SHEET; it's an INSIDE half-sheet page with NO HEADLINE

     

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