Broken Appendages are Never Fun
We actually know a guy this happened to. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us. X-Ray shows problem after series of missed diagnosis Medical Science Admits Mistakes; Patient Finally on Way to Recovery"We Just Don't Know How We Missed it," Claims Panel of Physicians Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)A Kent man says he feels confident he's on the road to recovery, after eleven long years of suffering."I've been hounding these doctors for over ten years," says Casey Jones. "I've told them over and over that it's not a psychological problem---the problem's right here!"Mr. Jones first realized he had a problem over ten years ago when he experienced "difficulties". He sought help from nine doctors in three states."They kept sending me to shrinks," said Jones. "Then they started making me take Viagra. That just made it hurt all the more!"Doctors admit they had misdiagnosed Mr. Jones for years, and claim they don't know how the mistakes seemed to keep happening."The patient told us what was wrong; we (the medical profession) just refused to believe him. He's got a broken boner. It's just that simple."Casey says his doctors are working on ways to mend the fracture. So far, all they've come up with is a plaster cast. "But I don't think that's really the right avenue to pursue," said Casey.Asked what he thought would help his condition, Jones replied, "Hell if I know. I'm just a truck driver. I pay the doctors to figure that out."Jones's wife said she was "very relieved" that at least the problem had been identified. "It was hell," said a somewhat distraught Mrs. Jones between sobs. "It was just.....it was HELL...."Doctors hope for a full recovery.See Over-Sexed and Poorly Trained Page C-1 To create your own story from scratch,
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