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Fake Newspaper Article MYSTERY RODS

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Mystery Rods. For You and for Me. Get mileage out of this for years, seeing how many will bite on the story. (Most everyone will, especially if or...

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Fake Newspaper Article MYSTERY OBJECT REMOVED IN TWO HOUR PROCEDURE

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So. You saw a bright light. Two Hours are missing. And the X-ray shows..... Well, you know the story. Send this to those pesky cousins in Alberta....

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Fake Newspaper Article METEOR DEMOLISHES LOCAL HOME

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This One's a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. Cheap at Twice the Price. For the longest time we didn't know what the appeal of this piece was. It's be...

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Fake Newspaper Article MAN TO REGISTER TALENT WITH GUINNESS

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KNOW SOMEONE WITH THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS?   Know a guy who has his head firmly stuck up his ass? Of course you do. We all know a few. Send 'em th...

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Fake Newspaper Article MAN SUES OVER WORLD RECORD

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Skirting the Edges of Good Taste.   We didn't want to include this article. We lobbied against it. We whined, cajoled,complained---but in the end, ...

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Fake Newspaper Article MAN ARRESTED ON CHARGE OF GOAT MOLESTATION

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Goat Molester. The Horror. The horror. This is probably our hottest sicko piece in the risqué section..Perfect for circulation in the office on yo...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL WOMAN SOUGHT IN GRISLY HOMICIDE

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Murder and Mayhem  We were asked if there was a way to help an angry woman vent her marital frustrations.  We're told this lady's man behaved like...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL WOMAN CURED OF CONGENITAL MALFORMATIONS

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Make Yer Sister Cry Know those girls who're just a little too stuck-up? Want to send 'em a message? This'll do the trick and not hurt their feelin...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MOTHER WINS 'MOTHER OF THE YEAR'

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One of Our Mother's Day Offerings     This is one of our Mother's Day offerings. Let's see....Mother's Day is in November, right? Ah....plenty of ...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN SUFFERS MORE EMBARRASSMENT THAN INJURY

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You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?   Your friend got a beer bottle stuck in his butt? Hey! It happens!    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN IN "FAIR CONDITION"

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Great White Hunter Kills Deer with Bare Hands      1. Present to bartender.2. Collect beer. Good for a free beer anytime, anywhere.   Article Text ...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN GETS COVETED SLACKER AWARD

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Slacker? Slacker? Who's a Slacker?    We all know a slacker---or two. Give 'em the gift of love. Let 'em know they're noticed. Show 'em how much yo...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN FOUND SHACKLED TO TREE - 911 RESPONSE

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What is it About Alien Anal Probes? Your brother-in-law has always secretly wanted one. Give him the gift that keeps on giving. (Remember to figur...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN ARRESTED AGAIN FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE

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Humiliate Anyone You Wish. In a GOOD way, of Course.    This selection is best used to roast your victim---just sprinkle a few articles around the ...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL GAL IS PROOF ATKINS DIET REALLY WORKS

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"Doing Atkins" Get Thin. WAY Thin.     This is a gag about the "Atkins Diet", conceived of by Dr. Robert Atkins. This is a joke---but the diet is ...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL DAREDEVIL PITS SKILLS AGAINST BRIDGE

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Biker Does the Narrows Our very best favorite bad-boy-biker piece. The little insets give credibility to this otherwise un-credible article. We've...

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Fake Newspaper Article LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!

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Did We Say We Love Doing Bear Clips?--       Nature is Wunderful...Let us drop this cuddly guy into the parking lot of your choice. Article Text Be...

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Fake Newspaper Article IT'S A BOY

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Fish Stories. But with Proof   A nice little fish story, for those who want to stir up trouble down at the local fisherman's hang. And who shouldn...

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Fake Newspaper Article HORSE CRAZY

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Sick. Really Sick. (by popular demand) Know a girl who's not as, well, discriminating as she oughta be when it comes to boyfriends? Have some fun ...

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Fake Newspaper Article HEADACHE SUFFERER DIAGNOSED

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Aunt Mabel Can Use This as Documented Proof   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.    X-Ray shows...

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Fake Newspaper Article GRAND CANYON JUMP SUCCESSFUL

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Those Danged Bikers   Evel ain't got nothin' on you. Show 'em this to prove you hold the record. C'Mon girls. You can do this too. Article Text Be...

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Fake Newspaper Article GIRAFFE FINDS WAY TO WEST SIDE

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Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My  Local businesses visited by tall, handsome patron. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to th...

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Fake Newspaper Article GENETICS RESEARCH ADVANCES; EXPERIMENTS RIGHT OR WRONG?

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Genetics, Schemetics  "HONEY, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA..." You were broke. It was Christmas Eve. The science department on campus offered...

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Fake Newspaper Article EMTs WORK TO EXTRICATE ORGAN FROM FAN BLADES

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 Your Cousin Needs to Tell His Storyfor the Betterment of Mankind..  Got a friend / cousin / co-worker / brother-in-law who's been bugging you? Bu...

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