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ARE THESE CHECKS ACTUALLY CASHABLE? WILL THE BANK REALLY HONOR THEM?YES. UNLESS YOU USE NON-REAL NUMBERS IN THE ACCOUNT AND ROUTING FIELDS , OR UNLESS YOUR BANK MANAGER / PRESIDENT IS JUST A STINK-BUTT. WE'VE BEEN ADVISED OF ONE (1) CASE, OUT OF MANY THOUSANDS OF GIANT CHECKS SOLD AND CASHED AT BANKS, IN WHICH THE BANK MANAGER REFUSED TO PROCESS THE CHECK. THE NORMAL PROCEDURE IS FOR THE BANK TO DUPLICATE THE CHECK DATA ONTO A SPECIAL FORM (WHICH ALL BANKS HAVE) WHICH CAN BE PROCESSED THROUGH THEIR MACHINERY. IT IS THE SAME FORM THEY USE TO PROCESS DAMAGED / CRUMPLED / TORN CHECKS OF NORMAL SIZE. THEY WILL NOT USUALLY KEEP YOUR GIANT CHECK. ASSUMING YOUR CHECK DATA IS VALID AND THERE'S MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR LOOT ON THE SPOT. MOST BANKS SEE IT AS SOMETHING "FUN", AND WHICH PROMOTES GOOD WILL AMONG ITS CUSTOMERS. RECENTLY A LOCAL GRADE SCHOOL HELD A COMPETITION IN WHICH EACH CLASS COMPETED TO CREATE THE WACKIEST, MOST UNUSUAL CHECK. THE CLASS TO WIN THE $25 PRIZE WROTE THEIRS ON A WATERMELON. THE BANK CASHED IT WITHOUT A HITCH. A PERSONAL CHECK IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CONTRACT. AS LONG AS ALL THE ELEMENTS OF THE CONTRACT ARE PRESENT AND LEGIBLE, A PERSONAL CHECK (WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY AN IOU), MAY BE (AND HAS BEEN) PRINTED ON A DRINK COASTER, A T-SHIRT, SOMEONE'S BARE BACK, SOMEONE'S BARE FRONT, A FOREARM, THE SOLE OF A FOOT, A BASEBALL BAT, A SQUARE OF TOILET PAPER, UPON THE ACTUAL BILL THAT CAUSED THE CHECK TO BE WRITTEN, AND NO DOUBT A THOUSAND OTHER MEDIA TYPES THAT WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF.

GIANT GAG CHECKS CAN BE USED FOR FUN, TO PAY OFF A LONG-STANDING DEBT TO A FRIEND, TO MAKE THE LAST PAYMENT ON A 200 YEAR MORTGAGE. OR TO USE AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT (THESE MAKE GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS), OR TO PAY YOUR HORRENDOUSLY LARGE BAR-TAB. GIANT GAG CHECKS ALSO HAVE NEFARIOUS USES. PAY YOUR TAX BILL WITH ONE, FOR INSTANCE. YOU'LL PROBABLY GET AUDITED EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BUT EVEN THAT CAN BE ENTERTAINING. USE THEM TO PAY DEBTS YOU REALLY DON'T THINK YOU OWE, BUT WHICH YOU'RE STUCK PAYING---LIKE THE REPAIR BILL ON YOUR CAR, YOUR CAR REGISTRATION, YOUR ELECTRIC BILL, YOUR RENT, PARKING TICKET FINES... SINCE THESE ARE A LEGAL DOCUMENT, THE PAYEE IS HARD-PRESSED TO COME UP WITH A LEGITIMATE REASON TO REFUSE IT. IF THEY SEND IT BACK, YOU'LL HAVE PROOF THAT YOU TRIED TO PAY THE BILL, BUT THE PAYEE REFUSED TO ACCEPT IT. TELL THEM TO FEEL FREE TO CONTACT YOU AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE WHEN THEY ARE MORE INTERESTED IN ACCEPTING YOUR PERFECTLY LEGAL PAYMENT.